I’m thinking of studying,

And this thought … I’d like to keep it.

I don’t feel in place at this party;

I’d rather be doing physics.

Complex fractions and

Instantaneous accelerations oh my

Nah, I’m not drinking,

And I don’t feel like picking a fight.

The average velocity of my motions in time:

What a wonderful thought.

Maybe I could go to the other room and study

Without being caught.

If only a person to take my place

And give me a necessary substitution;

I could be doomed, but

Where there’s a problem, there is a solution.

Zip zap, let me think.

What is the given information?

Blip blop, and rink-a-tink.

I found an applicable equation!

Take the change in speed of the party

For a duration of 10 minutes, five consecutive times

Do this and compute the result, then

Compare the rate of change of those five

Now graph the result in a chart of

Change in speed vs. time

At some point the party speed is low.

Connect the points to make a line.

Look at the graph and estimate the amt of time

It will take for the next negative slope.

Pack your bags and patiently wait

For the next opportunity to get up and grab a coke.

When you find an appropriate time,

Go for a soda and then slip out the door.

If someone asks, say you’re going

Out to smoke and will be back in about four.

Problem solved, and now to get home so I can study;

Then I’ll be doing fine.

I think I’ll start on Physics, then play with some integrals

On my TI-89.

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